*


All times are UTC + 1 hour



Post new topic Reply to topic
 [ 72 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 8  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool
PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:39 am 
Offline
Frequent Poster
User avatar

Joined: Thu May 08, 2008 3:08 am
Posts: 239
Kiteboarding can give you the rockstar edge at the beach. When properly managed it can be very rewarding. Add your experience and techniques when you use kiteboarding as bait for women.


{ SHARE_ON_FACEBOOK } { SHARE_ON_TWITTER } { SHARE_ON_ORKUT } { SHARE_ON_DIGG } { SHARE_ON_MYSPACE } { SHARE_ON_DELICIOUS }
Top
Profile
 Post subject: Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool
PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:55 am 
Offline
Medium Poster

Joined: Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:46 am
Posts: 198
Holy shit. I thought I had heard it all. go kill yourself


Top
Profile
 Post subject: Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool
PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:00 am 
Offline
Frequent Poster

Joined: Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:28 am
Posts: 289
what a complete nice person!!!!


Top
Profile
 Post subject: Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool
PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:08 am 
Offline
Very Frequent Poster
User avatar

Joined: Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:37 am
Posts: 1051
Location: France
perroloco wrote:
Kiteboarding can give you the rockstar edge at the beach. When properly managed it can be very rewarding. Add your experience and techniques when you use kiteboarding as bait for women.


Real riders enjoy when the sand is flying above the beach and when the water is covered with white cap. In those conditions, you do not see at lot of babes in sexy bikini on the beach.

Useless riders enjoy the medium conditions when closed to the shore, they can try miserably the latest handpas they found in a video on youtube. Useless riders go inside to the swimming zones as close as possible to the babes in sexy bikini on the beach.

Useless riders are responsible for complains from other beach users that lead to kite bans which forbit real riders to launch.

Which side are you ?


Top
Profile
 Post subject: Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool
PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:21 am 
Offline
Very Frequent Poster
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:49 am
Posts: 3662
Location: Japan
Kevin? Kevin is that you? :lol:


Top
Profile
 Post subject: Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool
PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:14 pm 
Offline
Very Frequent Poster
User avatar

Joined: Mon Sep 24, 2001 1:00 am
Posts: 29947
Location: World (KF Admin)
do you take your kitegear into a nightclub?


Top
Profile
 Post subject: Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool
PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:25 pm 
Offline
Frequent Poster
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:55 am
Posts: 384
Location: St Mary's Bay
Come on lads, give the guy a break, we all think we are a bit cool doing this sport, it is a cool sport after all. They way to get their attention though is by dropping a kite on their head, that normily start's the conversation, it works for me :rollgrin: :rollgrin: :rollgrin:


Top
Profile
 Post subject: Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool
PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:41 pm 
Offline
Medium Poster

Joined: Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:01 pm
Posts: 97
Ignore the haters Perro - best post I've seen in ages :D

It's basically a numbers game. On a night out, tell 100 girls you're a kiteboarder and try convince them you're cool. Out of the 100, 5 may want to still speak to you. One will be stupid enough to go back to your bed where you can play it safe with a go-joe or go throw some crazy unhooked moves down and hope for the best :D

Or plan B.. just let a mate do your dirty work and go pick up the pieces when he fuxxxs up the chat ;)


Top
Profile
 Post subject: Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool
PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:51 pm 
Offline
Frequent Poster
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:07 pm
Posts: 371
Location: UK
perroloco wrote:
bait for women.


Really? I have heard it all now.

Mind you, it does sound like, with your social skills, you need all the help you can get.


Top
Profile
 Post subject: Re: Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool
PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:05 pm 
Offline
Frequent Poster
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:55 am
Posts: 384
Location: St Mary's Bay
lucie wrote:
perroloco wrote:
bait for women.


Really? I have heard it all now.

Mind you, it does sound like, with your social skills, you need all the help you can get.


lucie, I think it is meant to be a light hearted tongue-in-cheek post not to be taken too seriously, so just join in the fun, unless you actually know him and he’s a bit goo goo la la :naughty: :jump: :naughty:


Top
Profile
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic
 [ 72 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 8  Next

All times are UTC + 1 hour


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: heinzbush, macgruber and 20 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group