Kiteboarding as a girl hunting tool

[Chillbay]

Holy shit. I thought I had heard it all. go kill yourself

Wow, a tad strong me thinks, feel the love

[alexrider]

Kiteboarding can give you the rockstar edge at the beach. When properly managed it can be very rewarding. Add your experience and techniques when you use kiteboarding as bait for women.

If I were into that, I'd do my new school monkey stuff as near as possible to the beach, and smash myself in the nearest parking lot.
I am certain the females' compassionate nature will show, and I would only hope I'd still be capable of taking advantage of it.

[lucie]

If I were into that, I'd do my new school monkey stuff as near as possible to the beach, and smash myself in the nearest parking lot.

OOh, yeah, think of all the nurses you could pull whilst lying in hospital! Winner!!!!!!!

[Toby]

did someone say nurses? Count me in!

ok, no to heat up the discussion: what would get you laid more: big air grab or low handle pass ???

[Chillbay]

did someone say nurses? Count me in!

ok, no to heat up the discussion: what would get you laid more: big air grab or low handle pass ???

Neither Toby, I think inflating your kite using only your lungs would do the trick, well that would get you in hospital straight away, then we are back to the nurses

[Toby]

how about the nurse blowing it up?

[Chillbay]

Well, nurses are renowned for blowing, comes in handy when all else fails, of course I am referring to resuscitation. Now I’m not changing the topic or anything, but I have been out mostly with nurses, can anyone tell me why do they all, nearly all have big ankles, perhaps another topic

[nikalaitzian]

Have you guys not think the the possibility to hit the best chick you ever had,fall in,the girl doesnt like kiteboarding and all that she wants is you, so starting yelling about kite thinking that the same you hit her in the beach you can do it again with another chick and then you cant convince her that this not like that and then offcourse she is going to blackmail you with the well known hit ME OR KITE??
just imagine that

[Chillbay]

Have you guys not think the the possibility to hit the best chick you ever had,fall in,the girl doesnt like kiteboarding and all that she wants is you, so starting yelling about kite thinking that the same you hit her in the beach you can do it again with another chick and then you cant convince her that this not like that and then offcourse she is going to blackmail you with the well known hit ME OR KITE??
just imagine that

Well, i would like to answer that but....

[frankm1960]

Well, nurses are renowned for blowing, comes in handy when all else fails, of course I am referring to resuscitation. Now I’m not changing the topic or anything, but I have been out mostly with nurses, can anyone tell me why do they all, nearly all have big ankles, perhaps another topic

I thought they changed CPR methodology... used to be mouth to mouth but that wasn't working so they changed it. Now you're supposed to push hard and fast with both hands on chest...about 60-100 times per minute, compressing the chest about 1.5" each time. Talk about a work out. I don't think the nurse is going to stick around after she saves your ass, more like go take a shower and hit the hay