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Re: Ahem-Adult-Kiteboarding locations

Postby DonkeyD » Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:02 pm

bsideindy wrote:
DonkeyD wrote:In all my decades of fun with women I have NEVER ONCE experienced any STD , least of al any sort of health issue except exhaustion!



well then in that case,


Hump Away ! :thumb:



I'm trying!

It's been the only thing to keep me in shape since I hurt my knee last month kiting! Six weeks now and another two weeks and I'll be back up strapless in smooth water.

Like I said, kiting is way more risky to my health :buttsmile: than sex!

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Re: Ahem-Adult-Kiteboarding locations

Postby fdvj » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:00 pm

I love the attitude towards censorship, be careful not to diss the oldschool or this thread will get pulled :lol:

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Re: Ahem-Adult-Kiteboarding locations

Postby bsideindy » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:11 pm

fdvj wrote:I love the attitude towards censorship, be careful not to diss the oldschool or this thread will get pulled :lol:


you mean oldschool like before waxing downtown was mainstream and beaver was a more descriptive term?

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Re: Ahem-Adult-Kiteboarding locations

Postby DonkeyD » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:14 pm

bsideindy wrote:
fdvj wrote:I love the attitude towards censorship, be careful not to diss the oldschool or this thread will get pulled :lol:


you mean oldschool like before waxing downtown was mainstream and beaver was a more descriptive term?



So by "Waxing Downtown" you are recommending Brazillian kite trips and "Beaver" is a suggestion to visit Canada?

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Re: Ahem-ADULT=Kiteboarding locations

Postby FredBGG » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:24 pm

DonkeyD wrote:
Seriously, what is better than finding a great beach in a place where you can kite all day and find really nice uncomplicated female company?......

Any thoughts on the northern Brazil area?


Casual sex in tourist traps leads to all sorts of complications......

Venereal diseases and Aids in Brazil is 6x US rate, but that's nationally. Tourist areas... well you can triple that..

Do you really think that someone prepared to roll in the hay with a near stranger doesn't do it
a bit too much with a bunch of other strangers?

Condom protection...... don't rely on it.

Likely hood of infection increases with exhaustion form physical activity such as a damn good day kiting.
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Re: Ahem-ADULT=Kiteboarding locations

Postby DonkeyD » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:33 pm

FredBGG wrote:
DonkeyD wrote:
Seriously, what is better than finding a great beach in a place where you can kite all day and find really nice uncomplicated female company?......

Any thoughts on the northern Brazil area?


Casual sex in tourist traps leads to all sorts of complications......



Yes it can.

There is only one thing that leads to even more complications with lifetime consequences!

Marriage and children...

Care to debate the odds, risks and consequences of each?

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Re: Ahem-Adult-Kiteboarding locations

Postby FredBGG » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:45 pm

DonkeyD wrote:
bsideindy wrote:
JerseyPride wrote:is it bad that i'm not single and would still dig a trip like this?


not bad at all to want it. bringing back the gift of STDs to give to your partner would be cruel.




Why do you assume that paid sex automatically means you would get infected with an STD and transfer it to your partner?


Are you saying that you are looking for paid sex... prostitution?

Do you have any idea of the violence, suffering, disease and death involved in prostitution.... even where it is legal?

I'm not a moralizing conservative at all, but the reality is terrible.

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Re: Ahem-ADULT=Kiteboarding locations

Postby Hunqi » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:50 pm

DonkeyD wrote: There is only one thing that leads to even more complications with lifetime consequences!

Marriage and children...

Care to debate the odds, risks and consequences of each?

Than, maybe all you need is a LadyBoy and you're free all of that :naughty:
You could than probably merge both best of the world in Thailand Phuket what I heard.

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Re: Ahem-Adult-Kiteboarding locations

Postby kitenaked » Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:06 pm

Thats my point Fred!

Perhaps I should have chosen nicer wording with my original post, but the point of going onto this forum and asking where to find hookers and wind is kinda juvenile and probably much easier to find outside of this forum.

FYI...Kite Naked is a legit business and the name is nothing about using sex to sell......Its more like the feelig you get when you come off the water after a soul session...nothing in the world matters. While you are out there, it is just you. Naked of any of that bullshit that many of us have in our lives and in our world.

We do sell a ton of gear, but it is because of the KILLER brands we sell and the KILLER service we offer...


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Re: Ahem-Adult-Kiteboarding locations

Postby Kitecult » Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:07 pm

Funniest ... thread... ever!


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