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longhaul: A Good example of a,"Classless Piece of Crap" !!

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Re: I bin Teaching Her to Kite Board !

Postby Bille » Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:28 pm

Janus wrote:...I don't mind doing yours .. 8)


Good Luck, you'll Need it !
As long as your a Really "COOL DUDE", it's Cool !!
ALSO:
Trust me, Ya don't stand a Chance with Milissa if your Ugly;
she won't date a Homely guy .

Bille

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Re: I bin Teaching Her to Kite Board !

Postby Bille » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:50 pm

Women ARE from a different planet !
Their Priorities are completely Skewed !!

She goes to the park & learns to fly a kite .
We wait for that Perfect day to head to the lake; so she can fly
the kite & stand on a board, in the water

Everything is All lined up Perfect ; sunny day wind will be about 18-20mph today.
THEN
She (informs) me that Her friend is in a Bikini contest and will
be Pre-judged at 10;00am this morning, for the contest tonight.
She must support her friend.
She must support her friend, so "WE" will need to go to the lake After
her pre-judging !
Won't get there till Noon now !!

(WTF) ?
I gotta miss out on 1.5hr of kiting; to watch a bunch of and Gorgeous & mostly naked
women, while they strut around in Extreme Bikinis, that Ya can almost see through !!!??

This Ain't right, i tell Ya !
This ain't right at all !!
Life Really SUCKS ---------------------------------------------------------------------NOT !

Bille

OH yea -- i'll let ya know, how she does at the lake ...

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Re: I bin Teaching Her to Kite Board !

Postby kitewise » Fri Sep 16, 2011 5:14 pm

Bille wrote:Women ARE from a different planet !
Their Priorities are completely Skewed !!

She goes to the park & learns to fly a kite .
We wait for that Perfect day to head to the lake; so she can fly
the kite & stand on a board, in the water

Everything is All lined up Perfect ; sunny day wind will be about 18-20mph today.
THEN
She (informs) me that Her friend is in a Bikini contest and will
be Pre-judged at 10;00am this morning, for the contest tonight.
She must support her friend.
She must support her friend, so "WE" will need to go to the lake After
her pre-judging !

You re not getting any sympathy from me!

Won't get there till Noon now !!

(WTF) ?
I gotta miss out on 1.5hr of kiting; to watch a bunch of and Gorgeous & mostly naked
women, while they strut around in Extreme Bikinis, that Ya can almost see through !!!??

This Ain't right, i tell Ya !
This ain't right at all !!
Life Really SUCKS ---------------------------------------------------------------------NOT !

Bille

OH yea -- i'll let ya know, how she does at the lake ...

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Re: I bin Teaching Her to Kite Board !

Postby JerseyPride » Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:26 pm

post some pics dude

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Postby Bille » Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:52 am

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Re: I bin Teaching Her to Kite Board !

Postby longhaul » Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:05 am

If all your balance comes from shitting you shouldn't kite any how

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Re: I bin Teaching Her to Kite Board !

Postby Bille » Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:13 am

longhaul wrote:If all your balance comes from shitting
you shouldn't kite any how


longhaul: an Excellent example of a, "Classless Piece of Shit" !

You Should be Proud !

Bille

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Re: longhaul: A Good example of a,"Classless Piece of Crap"

Postby kitezup » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:03 pm

Is there any point in this topic?


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