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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby plummet » Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:16 am

how long is a peice of string?

half twice its length!.
or twice half its length!.

stupidest question in the kite world.

"Honey can i buy a new kite?"
answer "no!"

What the? seek forgiveness rather than asking permission and being denied.

"Honey look at the my new kite.... oooh its greeen" "what's that? I can't understand your words over all this screaming..... here i bought you some flowers!"

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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby alexrider » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:22 pm

Ned Divine wrote:"Is kitesurfing really addictive?"
...

Sorry Ned; you've lost the lead.

New classification:

1. How well would a single skin foil fly? :winner2:

2. Is kitesurfing really addictive?

3. Why are pump bases flat?

Round pistons is no 4 now. Full classification to be published soon.

In the light of recent entries, we the judges, are discussing whether feigned stupidity qualifies to enter the competition.

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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby SupaEZ » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:32 pm

alexrider wrote:
Ned Divine wrote:"Is kitesurfing really addictive?"
...

Sorry Ned; you've lost the lead.

New classification:

1. How well would a single skin foil fly? :winner2:

2. Is kitesurfing really addictive?

3. Why are pump bases flat?

Round pistons is no 4 now. Full classification to be published soon.

In the light of recent entries, we the judges, are discussing whether feigned stupidity qualifies to enter the competition.


THANKS AND....
....I HAD TO LOOK UP FEIGNED :D

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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby alexrider » Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:05 pm

SupaEZ wrote:...
THANKS AND....
....I HAD TO LOOK UP FEIGNED :D

Had you asked "What does feign mean?" instead of looking up, you would have consolidated your lead. :jump:

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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby 14ToeSide » Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:34 am

:happybirthday: :happybirthday: :happybirthday:

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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby 14ToeSide » Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:36 am

Feigned is French for FLAT!!!

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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby SupaEZ » Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:54 am

14ToeSide wrote:Feigned is French for FLAT!!!


Actually the word is "Peigne" in French and means a Flat comb !!!

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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby The Captain » Sat Mar 17, 2012 4:19 am

"How well would a single skin foil fly" is not a silly question, but how well would a single skin foil relaunch would be.

And, is there such a thing as stupid, or is there just ignorance?
Personally, I believe in stupid. I has seen stupid. I have looked it in the eye. It is real, and no, I wasn't looking in a mirror.

So, what it the stupidest thread on kiteforum? (I think I know!)

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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby ZigZag » Sat Mar 17, 2012 5:35 am

After this thread has run its course, you could start another one, entitled: Most intelligent questions on Kiteforum.

Why do dogs bark at cars?
Why do little boys kick tin cans?
Why does grass have pointed ends?
Why is water wet?
What is the answer to the Ultimate Question?

Shakespeare himself wrote, "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." (Hamlet, Act One, Scene 5)

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Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum

Postby plummet » Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:35 am

ZigZag wrote:After this thread has run its course, you could start another one, entitled: Most intelligent questions on Kiteforum.

Why do dogs bark at cars?
Why do little boys kick tin cans?
Why does grass have pointed ends?
Why is water wet?
What is the answer to the Ultimate Question?

Shakespeare himself wrote, "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." (Hamlet, Act One, Scene 5)


do trees die of old age?
if a woman speaks in the forest and nobody heres her is she still wrong?
why did the chicken cross the road?


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