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 Post subject: Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:02 pm 
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alexrider wrote:
Ned Divine wrote:
"Is kitesurfing really addictive?"
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New classification:

1. Is kitesurfing really addictive? :winner2:

2. Why are pump bases flat?

3. Why are pumps cylinders and pistons round?

Why round pistons only 3rd? Because got the inspiration from flat bases.
No protests allowed.


THIS PREVIOUS POST ABOUT INSPIRATION IS WHY I ASK IF THE RULES NOW HAVE CHANGED :P :P :P

THANK YOU JUDGE ALEXANDER :rollgrin: :rollgrin: :rollgrin: :rollgrin: :rollgrin:


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 Post subject: Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:04 pm 
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alexrider wrote:
Zigzag and plummet are disqualified for not abiding to the rules:
The dumbest :dumbo: question must be kite related.
...


Hold on there Cowboy !!
Zigzag "Also" asked :
ZigZag wrote:
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What is the answer to the Ultimate Question?

...

& That question basically encompass ALL ; so he wouldn't be disqualified
correct ?
And as everyone Should know : the answer is/was 42 !!

Bille


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 Post subject: Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:27 pm 
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need help, what size kite should i buy?

& no i am not going to tell you what i weigh or how windy my spot is or what the water is like or how i like to ride or anything else that might help....


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 Post subject: Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:34 pm 
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knotwindy wrote:
need help, what size kite should i buy?

& no i am not going to tell you what i weigh or how windy my spot is or what the water is like or how i like to ride or anything else that might help....


I like you comment
By the way i hope you don't mind i just looked up your profile

Shows you have been kiting since "1008"
You are "knot" a newbie at this sport

This deserves :respekt:
HAPPYWINDY ST PATTY :hut: :hut: :hut: :hut: :hut: :hut: :lostteeth: :lostteeth: :lostteeth:


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 Post subject: Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:45 pm 
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actually i started a few years before that but the equipment was just to dangerous so i stopped for a while!


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 Post subject: Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:44 pm 
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SupaEZ wrote:
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"What is the difference between a double skin foil kite?" :?: :?:

Good one again :thumb: , Ned, but...

Rule number 3: you cannot occupy two places on the podium, even if you deserve it, else it couldn't be called an "open" competition.

Evidently, you are seeking a monopoly, and I'll fight for the rights of the other entrants.

Updated classification:

1. What is the difference between a double skin foil kite? (Ned) :winner2:

2. Is kitesurfing really addictive? (panchito)

3. Why are pump bases flat? (consumer)

4. Why are pumps cylinders and pistons round? (Supa EZ)

5. Can a person live in Maui on 20k a year? (rtz)

6. Why are Kite Harnesses so F'n Ugly!? (Laughingman)


Ned still in the lead. His reformulated question has been judged better than the one he submitted earlier.

Two new application have just been rejected.

"Kiteforum needs an honest review section!" by Jdizzle.
because the required question mark is missing:
Otherwise it's excellent as a meaningless proposition ;-).

And "Dumb question ....." by dniez
firstly because there is not question mark.
secondly because of the admission
and thirdly because there are are no dumb questions.


:lol: :lol: NOW WAIT A MINUTE ALEXRIDER :lol: :lol: :lol:
DID THE RULES CHANGE
NED OBVIOUSLY GOT "HIS" IDEA FROM ME :D :D
SOOOOO...SHOULD'NT:How well would a single skin foil fly? REMAIN IN 1ST AND NED 2ND :P
:winner2: :winner2: :winner2: :winner2: :winner2: :winner2: :winner2: :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

I admit your post was inspirational but as alex-the-just-judge will agree, you can't have a question about a single (=1) skin foil marked higher than one about a double (=2) skin foil kite. Because as I have recently discovered, 2 is bigger than 1. Yes. So there you are. :winner2:
BTW Alex, who might Panchito be? :?:


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 Post subject: Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:02 pm 
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Ned Divine wrote:
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BTW Alex, who might Panchito be? :?:

Quote Ned:
"Is kitesurfing really addictive?"
(I think I posted this sometime in the past)"

There is an investigation going on to determine if Ned and Panchito are one and the same person.

If it turns out to be the case, which one of Ned or Panchito should be disqualified will be the question.


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 Post subject: Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:19 pm 
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SupaEZ wrote:
alexrider wrote:
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Rule number 3: you cannot occupy two places on the podium, even if you deserve it, else it couldn't be called an "open" competition.
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Updated classification:

[b]1. What is the difference between a double skin foil kite? (Ned) :winner2:
....


:lol: :lol: NOW WAIT A MINUTE ALEXRIDER :lol: :lol: :lol:
DID THE RULES CHANGE
NED OBVIOUSLY GOT "HIS" IDEA FROM ME :D :D
SOOOOO...SHOULD'NT:How well would a single skin foil fly? REMAIN IN 1ST AND NED 2ND :P
:winner2: :winner2: :winner2: :winner2: :winner2: :winner2: :winner2: :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Sorry SupaEZ, not protests allowed.

Furthermore the sheer absurdity of Ned's question arises not from the mention of "skin" and "foil", but the paraprosdokian asking the difference between a single object.

However Ned is being investigated for foul playing for using two different avatars. So hope is not lost for you.


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 Post subject: Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:47 am 
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Dear all
It comes to my surprise that I am being accused for double identity. I would never do this.
Yours faithfully
Panchito Divine


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 Post subject: Re: Open competition: silliest questions on Kiteforum
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:21 pm 
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Updated classification:

1. Opinion! If this Human Birdwing is for Real Or Bullsh!t?? (DrLightWind) :winner2:

2. What is the difference between a double skin foil kite? (Ned)

3. Is kitesurfing really addictive? (panchito)

4. Why are pump bases flat? (consumer)

5. Why are pumps cylinders and pistons round? (Supa EZ)

6. Can a person live in Maui on 20k a year? (rtz)

7. Why are Kite Harnesses so F'n Ugly!? (Laughingman)


Ned lost the lead he was holding for several weeks.


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