..............LOOK DAD !!!!!!!!.................A BALLOON !!!!!!!
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.............. I was walking back on the beach unable to stay upwind in 1999..............
.....................on my Neon Green Wipika 5.0 flying on 40 meter lines..............

coast guard to a kitesurfer in 2000: did you see a paraglider who crashed into the ocean?

"look daddy there is a lady in that kite" (i was flying with a full sized, fully dressed blond haired , sunglassed mannequin hanging from the kite leading edge by her hair)

Not nearly as bad as a kitesurfer crashing into a hill, as already happened..

you shoulda been there the time this little kid picked up something
"look mommy a whistle,... pfffffft pfffffffffffft it doesn't work"

(the small white cylendrical plastic thing was a tampon applicator)

They call those 'Whitefish' out east...