Sorry my friend ... but this is old news

Have YOU been under a rock? Mr Toby already put up a post on SUP not so long ago

Can you please go back to judging the silly people on Kiteforum ?

I am not under a rock; it's even worse, I am in the furthest place from any seas in Europe, and I start to feel withdrawal symptoms. This explains the creation of the silly open competition.

Old news for you and me, but perhaps not for PMU. FS's latest Easter message was addressed to PMU:

FLYSURFER Newsletter
Something NEW to pump you up for Easter

Hello PMU,

With Easter just around the corner we want to inform you about our most recent product specially designed for you in mind in the Flysurfer range. Our brand new inflatable stand-up paddle board - the STRIDER ... just in time for the (possibly windless) holidays an ideal pastime!

Happy reading
Your FLYSURFER-team

etc...

addressed to PMU?

The newsletter always fulls in automatically the name of the person who signed up for it...so if you received the newsletter like this, we finally know who PMU is: you!

That was a big mistake Alex/PMU !

That's a knife in my back, Toby . You always knew who was PMU . Wasn't it agreed to keep this totally secret between all of us underground FS agents, as we took turns posing as PMU, the kiteforum village idiot drawing lots of attention on foil kites? Our motto was "There ain't no such thing as bad publicity".
Why unmask me at this particular moment? You must have received a hefty sum for this unspeakable treason!

I could have very well pretended I got that leaked mail from Anonymous, or Julian Assange, but how can I deny the evidence provided by Kiteforum's Grand Master now?

But you definitely blew it. You blew the whole pumping me up conspiracy.

I saw that thing at the Atlantic city pool n' spa show 2 yrs ago!
at a pool toys booth and
i'twas not a flysurfer one ,....
swimline mebbe,
light weight and pretty rigid,
i did not see a deflated one
so i think fly surfer owes us a
training vide- you tube of the blow-up-sup

I can assure you PMU and alexrider are completely different: PMU is a well-respected kite aerodynamics expert and alexrider is, well, a ram lover.

Actually, SUPI sales was a comedian in the 70s.

No really, SUPIs are by far more superior than SUPs.

HydroAero cucumbrence is more desirable than a lead ballon, while vastly improving on seaworthiness.

The only drawback is long toenails and/or heavy earlobeage.

PMU, mayest thou share some more technical knowledge as to the superiority of SUPIs?