Pump me up wrote:Actually, we consider you a low-beginner rider, based on your effusive posts about nailing your first (hooked-in) back roll and numerous self-rescues.
Not to mention the fact that you spend 23h of every day browsing kitesurfing forums, indicating a whole suite of weird ram-loving behavioural traits, best left for analysis on another day.
All of which makes your forceful statements - as if you are some sort of expert - about various aspects of kitesurfing - even more ridiculous.
Says the man who defines a bird's wing as "rigid", same as an aircraft wing
ridiculous? Not half! Post your text file again please, Dr Chumpy!
You know, if I'm a low beginner than the other guys here must be utter muppets cos my foil kites are total crap (as you say) yet I'm still out there riding when they're walking. I'm jumping and having fun when they're just staying upwind ... so either my gear is shit-hot or my skills are.
Yep, hooked-in backrolls - and frontrolls too. All learned with the biggest foil and TT on lightwind days ... while everyone else sat on the beach. Mow the lawn, me? Never.
Try again Pumpy - or better yet, man up with some of your own videos, pictures, personal information etc, if you wish to truly prove your worth in this meritocracy!