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Does she/he break your balls?

Postby WildDuke » Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:45 am

I know it's not kite specifically related, however I was inspired by the thread about the dude that got caught by his wife with the Best kite manual. I was reading it with my girlfriend and we had a good laugh! I complain that she's always 'breaking my balls' about things, so she asked me post a thread to see if others have the same issue.

So gents / ladies this is your opportunity to overwhelmingly (hopefully) share a common issue we have.

Does your significant other 'break your balls'?

P.s. is there a female equivalent and what is it called?

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Re: Does she/he break your balls?

Postby Kamikuza » Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:00 am

Nope. The wife even suggests holiday destinations where I can take kite gear...!

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Re: Does she/he break your balls?

Postby Toby » Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:10 am

GF wants to do a city trip. yeah right...
that's why it is GF and not wife :naughty:

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Re: Does she/he break your balls?

Postby jumarcil » Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:12 am

My GF even pays for half of my kite trip this year for my Bday and she aint even coming. Actually if she had balls I'd be the one breaking hers, being hyperactive and restless I am not easy to live with...

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Re: Does she/he break your balls?

Postby 20 m or bust » Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:00 am

My wife is as stoked to kite as I makes life so easy.

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Re: Does she/he break your balls?

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Re: Does she/he break your balls?

Postby FredBGG » Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:41 am


Around the time the wind comes up she asks.... are you going?
When I come back she shows me her painting and asks how my session was.

She's happy to see me keep fit and away from the TV.

My girlfriend that also happens to be my wife is priceless and we've been together for 30+ years.

We bust each others balls a bit, but never about our passions.

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Re: Does she/he break your balls?

Postby robbygk » Sun Sep 16, 2012 10:14 am

See my now ex wife stated that surfing and kitesurfing
was grounds of divorce! After my solicitor stopped laughing I pointed out the it was more likely my ex's affair while I worked away could have been the thing that kinda ended it! Go figure!!!!!!!!

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Re: Does she/he break your balls?

Postby nikalaitzian » Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:05 pm

She is kiting too :nono:

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Re: Does she/he break your balls?

Postby Chickenwing504 » Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:09 pm

My girlfriend hates that I kite. She is a very timid person, so she is scared of it, and that fear of hers transfers into hating that I do it. I kinda have a more wreckles personality, so I can also see where she is coming from a little.

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