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Re: Light wind spectacular - seen here first

Postby HAMLINDP » Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:21 pm

I guess I'm totally owned ;) :allbegood:

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Re: Light wind spectacular - seen here first

Postby JGTR » Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:27 pm

Kite2Heaven wrote:Seems theres a shitload of whinging idiots on this forum who really think they give a rats arse about someone claiming wind results from 2 - 4 knots !

If any of you had any sort of brain power - youd be spitting the dummy 24/7 at EVERY kite brand that all say EVERY year - improved performance, speed, turning, drifting pop n boost for fucks sake.

If that be the case, we should be jumping 500m high with kite speed of a friggin thousand miles per hour !!!

So yes whinging about someone who claims they can keep a kite in the sky at 2 knots is just showing me how stupid you all are - and really need to get a Life !!!

Time better spent trying to get a refund on any kite that cant do a 1000 mph

No takers for the refunds ???
I didnt think so ;)


So does whinging about people whinging about stuff make you an even bigger whinger :rollgrin:

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Re: Light wind spectacular - seen here first

Postby fdvj » Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:37 pm

No it makes you a wife.

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Re: Light wind spectacular - seen here first

Postby HAMLINDP » Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:45 pm

Better to live in the corner of the attic, than to be with a whinging woman.

A whinging woman is like a constant dripping.

:kiss:

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Re: Light wind spectacular - seen here first

Postby panchito » Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:33 pm

Kite2Heaven wrote:Seems theres a shitload of whinging idiots on this forum who really think they give a rats arse about someone claiming wind results from 2 - 4 knots !

If any of you had any sort of brain power - youd be spitting the dummy 24/7 at EVERY kite brand that all say EVERY year - improved performance, speed, turning, drifting pop n boost for fucks sake.

If that be the case, we should be jumping 500m high with kite speed of a friggin thousand miles per hour !!!

So yes whinging about someone who claims they can keep a kite in the sky at 2 knots is just showing me how stupid you all are - and really need to get a Life !!!

Time better spent trying to get a refund on any kite that cant do a 1000 mph

No takers for the refunds ???
I didnt think so ;)



You´re late ... Best claimed in 2006 their 15 m " Hellfish " or was Jellyfish ( can´t remember anymore ) :wink: was hella fun in 7 knots or so ... they even posted fake vids on the web ...

Also that cubenfiber was the " future " of the kiting industry ....

Yeah .... great times back then .. :lol:

By the way ... my 9m Ovando get´s me going on a TT at around 12 knots or so ... :naughty:

Saludos

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Re: Light wind spectacular - seen here first

Postby SupaEZ » Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:42 pm

panchito wrote:
Kite2Heaven wrote:Seems theres a shitload of whinging idiots on this forum who really think they give a rats arse about someone claiming wind results from 2 - 4 knots !

If any of you had any sort of brain power - youd be spitting the dummy 24/7 at EVERY kite brand that all say EVERY year - improved performance, speed, turning, drifting pop n boost for fucks sake.

If that be the case, we should be jumping 500m high with kite speed of a friggin thousand miles per hour !!!

So yes whinging about someone who claims they can keep a kite in the sky at 2 knots is just showing me how stupid you all are - and really need to get a Life !!!

Time better spent trying to get a refund on any kite that cant do a 1000 mph

No takers for the refunds ???
I didnt think so ;)



You´re late ... Best claimed in 2006 their 15 m " Hellfish " or was Jellyfish ( can´t remember anymore ) :wink: was hella fun in 7 knots or so ... they even posted fake vids on the web ...

Also that cubenfiber was the " future " of the kiting industry ....

Yeah .... great times back then .. :lol:

By the way ... my 9m Ovando get´s me going on a TT at around 12 knots or so ... :naughty:

Saludos


I saw the video of the ...........HELLFISH ......25 METERS...i believe it was :thumb:

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Re: Light wind spectacular - seen here first

Postby Kite2Heaven » Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:44 pm

Lol you guys having a "whinge" at me in my post - means that i now Own you... And are now my bitches too Baaa haaa has ha. One to pump my kite one to set the lines and one to bring my board Oh and one to Pimp out if my gear breaks Bwaa haa ha

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Re: Light wind spectacular - seen here first

Postby TheJoe » Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:45 pm

Looks like PMU changed his name! Guess he didn't want to make it too obvious by bashing Flysurfer here and jumped on one of his other complaints. BRAVO :thumb: !!!

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Re: Light wind spectacular - seen here first

Postby Kite2Heaven » Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:22 am

Sorry to mess your addoring posts up guys... But im not that 'push it up behind me dude PMU !!!
Like i said lets keep things in perpective... None of you demand Speed trap tests for boards or Wind tunnel tests for your kites even though there Marketing HYPED to be from all previous years !!!!
Where is all your technical Proof i wonder ????
Look at our faster turning kite they say... But just show a dangle dork or surfer ripping a wave - what the fark happened to the kite ???
So all in all - for example... when you bitch about someone who can fly a kite in 2 knots - you should personally be armed with test equipment and Front Up... to prove them wrong - or your just jacking off behind a keyboard on a net forum again.
A mate once said to me that his kite is old slow n crap, i fronted up.. got on his gear - megalooped as high as ive ever jumped and slashed a few waves and handed back his 2004 gear !!
So if your jump/trick and surf and Lightwind skills arent right up there and have never "Fronted" for a Demo... Then your all just blowin out your arse again...
Have a nice in perspective day again wont you :)

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Re: Light wind spectacular - seen here first

Postby Jdude » Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:45 am

fdvj wrote:No it makes you a wife.


Hahahaha Good one :thumb:


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