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Mohave forecast for near Perfect Today ----- But :

Postby Bille » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:06 pm

Mohave forecast for near Perfect Today
But
instead i spent 3 hours getting Brutalized by
a Really good looking woman with Big tits ...
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while i sat in her Dentist chair !!

So what did they make You do today ; instead of having Fun kiting ?


Bille

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Re: Mohave forecast for near Perfect Today ----- But :

Postby chemosavi » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:41 pm

Bille wrote: 3 hours getting Brutalized
So what did they make You do today ; instead of having Fun kiting ?


Get in a conference call with three women from Nike about a display they want me to make for a new store in Chicago and do it for nothing.

It might have been fun if I could have at least ogled them on Skype but they were having "technical difficulties" and resorted to the phone.

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Re: Mohave forecast for near Perfect Today ----- But :

Postby plummet » Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:42 am

Bille wrote:Mohave forecast for near Perfect Today
But
instead i spent 3 hours getting Brutalized by
a Really good looking woman with Big tits ...
*
*
*
*
*
while i sat in her Dentist chair !!

So what did they make You do today ; instead of having Fun kiting ?


Bille



hahaha... I guess at least thats better than being brutalised by a ugly dude with sausage fingers with the dt's.

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Re: Mohave forecast for near Perfect Today ----- But :

Postby SupaEZ » Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:25 am

Actually kitesurfed 2 hrs in waves on a 12m2 today after work

I take really great care of my teeth + the dentist is a customer / friend of mine....
.....that means no charge for cancellations if the wind is up....even one same day of appointment

Gotta love your smile

Here are a few examples :D :) :P :wink2: :cooltext: :happybirthday: :gent: :no1: :sun: ...........

Thanks for your story Bille :thumb:

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Re: Mohave forecast for near Perfect Today ----- But :

Postby Bille » Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:19 am

chemosavi wrote:...

Get in a conference call with three women from Nike about a display they want me to make for a new store in Chicago and do it for nothing.
...


Try this chemo ---

Make the letter head that reads something like :

Phone Sex for the Lonely Woman
There is No need to be Alone

Payment Due : for Services Rendered
$10 a minuet X (3) for each woman serviced = $30 a minuet

Then submit it to Nike ; and sit back & Laugh just thinking about HOW they
are gonna explain This-one !!

Bille

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Re: Mohave forecast for near Perfect Today ----- But :

Postby TheJoe » Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:23 am

Hmm healing from lasik so I can not kite. The hot big breasted girl I just started dating is moving away because problems she had with the other nurses, and they are being vindictive and basically chasing her out of the state!

On a positive note the eye Dr. said I only needed another week before I'm back on the water. Mmmm sweet sweet water time.

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Re: Mohave forecast for near Perfect Today ----- But :

Postby Kamikuza » Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:54 am

Great wind today but not enough snow on the ground to snowkite and too much in the air to kitesurf :(

TheJoe wrote:The hot big breasted girl I just started dating is moving away because problems she had with the other nurses...

The mind boggles :naughty:


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