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Re: Epic Infinity & Bullshit Light Wind Claims

Postby SupaEZ » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:48 pm

[quote="Kiteus Maximus"] Light wind kiting sucks [quote]


Hey that is so weird ... i would say that many people think the exact same thing about you

Please watch VIDEO see how much fun LW is on an SUP piloted by the ONE you defend so well

The rider falls asleep...a rubber duck floats by...we hear a toilet flush...steaming hot air BS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... _FdlqHHy6U

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Re: Epic Infinity & Bullshit Light Wind Claims

Postby Kiteus Maximus » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:41 pm

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SupaEZ wrote:
Kiteus Maximus wrote: Light wind kiting sucks


Hey that is so weird ... i would say that many people think the exact same thing about you

Please watch VIDEO see how much fun LW is on an SUP piloted by the ONE you defend so well

The rider falls asleep...a rubber duck floats by...we hear a toilet flush...steaming hot air BS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... _FdlqHHy6U

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Re: Epic Infinity & Bullshit Light Wind Claims

Postby frankm1960 » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:41 pm

SupaEZ wrote: piloted by the ONE you defend so well



I don't get the sense Kiteus is trying so much to defend Epic... I get the impression he's trying more to offend you :lol:

That reminds me... we're still waiting for you to take the V3 test... on a sup on the water in 2-4kts :lol:

well... I'm not waiting anymore... just repeating myself for the hilarity of it :)

Until then ... good winds :)

PS: I'll probably repeat this post every 50 pages or so...

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Re: Epic Infinity & Bullshit Light Wind Claims

Postby Kiteus Maximus » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:59 pm

Frankm1960 is the ONLY one paying attention. Supa dick head you should hire Frankm1960 to translate posts for you. Thanks Frankm1960 for clarifying it for Supa dick head.

frankm1960 wrote:
SupaEZ wrote: piloted by the ONE you defend so well



I don't get the sense Kiteus is trying so much to defend Epic... I get the impression he's trying more to offend you :lol:

That reminds me... we're still waiting for you to take the V3 test... on a sup on the water in 2-4kts :lol:

well... I'm not waiting anymore... just repeating myself for the hilarity of it :)

Until then ... good winds :)

PS: I'll probably repeat this post every 50 pages or so...

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Re: Epic Infinity & Bullshit Light Wind Claims

Postby Laughingman » Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:15 am

Kiteus Maximus wrote:Dude...your lack of reading comprehension is really showing here. My posts have nothing to do with supporting EPIC or contravening differing views or opinions. My posts have to do with keyboard beating up on Chumpy and Supa Old Ass Dinosaur dick head because I don't like they way either of them turn a forum into their own personal defamation tool. Supa dick head is actually calling me to come to his weak ass kite spot. HA HA! Too funny. Supa dick head thinks kiting on a 1900 meter kite is some kind of accomplishment. What a joke. 19M is a MONSTER! MONSTER! He only weighs about a 165 so like I also said in another post he must be one inefficient kiter if he actually needs a 19M kite to kite light winds at his weight. That's weak ass no-skills IMO. Light wind kiting sucks IMO. Just not for me. If it's what you like then fine but don't come on here acting like it's rocket science cause' it ain't.

uote="Laughingman"]
Canada Still Sucks wrote:Supa dick head said:

Dude STFU already and take your dinosaur ass off somewhere and leave the board alone. You arrogant prick.


Are you a forum moderator wannabe mister kite minimums? Funny how whenever someone's opinions differs from someone else's one person always seems to try and censor those opinions. Especially when one is at the loosing end of the debate.
Please continue to post. It exposes your desperation to cover up your weak position of supporting b.s. claims.


Funny how you have an opinion on my ability to comprehend but yet you show a great deficiency in quoting text on a forum. Please keep posting so everyone can see exactly what your level of smarts actually is. Once again your desperation is very evident, bottom line is 2-4 knots is a bs claim, you know it, I know it, get over it and accept epic made a mistake in trying to use this as a marketing tool. Consumers deserve more then to be lied to.

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Re: Epic Infinity & Bullshit Light Wind Claims

Postby Pump me up » Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:21 am

Ok, ok, I didn't think it was possible, but "200 pages" is definitely within range.

I'm back in!

"Happy talk, keep talkin' happy talk,
You got to have a dream (200 pages),
If you don't have a dream,
How you gonna have a dream come true?"


(With thanks to Rogers & Hammerstein and the BS artists at Epic)

Later.

Pumpy ........................................ :pump:

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Re: Epic Infinity & Bullshit Light Wind Claims

Postby Laughingman » Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:34 am

Flight Time wrote:
SupaMentalBreakdown wrote:Why don't you drive over to the "surf side" of Florida...
.....so that the T-REX dinosaur can bite your behind

Bring along your buddy Flight Time...i will give you guys a 2 for 1 light wind kitesurf riding lesson

I know you are young and still enjoy the gulf's kiddie pool


How touching! Weeks go by without me actually having working internet because I was moving, and there is someone who still thinks of me. :allbegood:

Maybe after you show me how to kitesurf, we can go out for a bite to eat and some warm conversation, and then perhaps I can punch you repeatedly in the neck until you have to drink from a straw for several months in retribution for all the negative crap that comes spewing from your pie-hole on this forum. :naughty:

Nice to hear from you again! :D


Wow how is this guy still allowed to post on the forum, he has basically threatened to dibilitate another member simply because he does not agree... This is far from having a debate, or even an argument. This is a threat of violence and should not be tolerated here or anywhere.

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Re: Epic Infinity & Bullshit Light Wind Claims

Postby PBKiteboarding » Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:35 am

Another one of those 21m days... One of those days just enough to keep the kite in the air at the beach and then better wind part way out kind of going downwind a bit until far enough out to get some better wind....

Same thing on the way back except even more important for the kite to stay up, trying to keep it up but only going downwind, so it pushes skill and gear, bring back that beginner rush...... Since it's usually lighter as we feel it drop and scramble back to shore (Hopefully Dry Kite) 99% of the time...

No kiting otherwise... This is fun for me...
Some airtime at 1:40

Paul
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Re: Epic Infinity & Bullshit Light Wind Claims

Postby Kiteus Maximus » Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:35 am

Laughingman let me spell it out for you son cause you obviously don't get it. I'm pushing your buttons. I'm in your head doing jumping jacks just like I did with Chumpy...then Supa Dick Head..and I'm happy to add you to the band wagon dude. Dance son..dance!

An opinion is subjective. My comment to you was based on objectivity. Get it right son. Apparently you not only failed reading comprehension you also failed context usage? Dayummm son...what the hell happened to the Canadian socialist educational system?

Watch my power over you. I command you to respond to me. COMMAND YOU!!!

Laughingman wrote:Funny how you have an opinion on my ability to comprehend but yet you show a great deficiency in quoting text on a forum. Please keep posting so everyone can see exactly what your level of smarts actually is. Once again your desperation is very evident, bottom line is 2-4 knots is a bs claim, you know it, I know it, get over it and accept epic made a mistake in trying to use this as a marketing tool. Consumers deserve more then to be lied to.

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Re: Epic Infinity & Bullshit Light Wind Claims

Postby Laughingman » Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:45 am

Kiteus Maximus wrote:Laughingman let me spell it out for you son cause you obviously don't get it. I'm pushing your buttons. I'm in your head doing jumping jacks just like I did with Chumpy...then Supa Dick Head..and I'm happy to add you to the band wagon dude. Dance son..dance!

An opinion is subjective. My comment to you was based on objectivity. Get it right son. Apparently you not only failed reading comprehension you also failed context usage? Dayummm son...what the hell happened to the Canadian socialist educational system?

Watch my power over you. I command you to respond to me. COMMAND YOU!!!

Laughingman wrote:Funny how you have an opinion on my ability to comprehend but yet you show a great deficiency in quoting text on a forum. Please keep posting so everyone can see exactly what your level of smarts actually is. Once again your desperation is very evident, bottom line is 2-4 knots is a bs claim, you know it, I know it, get over it and accept epic made a mistake in trying to use this as a marketing tool. Consumers deserve more then to be lied to.


Your wish is my command. Or at least that is what you can choose to believe. Once again you are attempting to create an illusion that you actually have control of others. Please keep on posting the rabbit hole you are digging is Infinite, just like the bs 2-4 knots epic claims as kiteable.... On a sup, or ship, doesn't make a difference,it is a lie, you know it, I know it, and now everyone knows it.


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