This a great development, i would hate to see all of the under nourished masses in developed countries getting too much exercise (sarcasm). C'mon kids, burn carbohydrates not hydrocarbons!
Jet skis were the scourge of a southern Colorado lake I used to windsurf on, absolutely no concept of right of way rules, barely dodged them a few times. Wish there was kiting back then, jumping over their heads would have made them reconsider getting so close.
I can see why Toby would like these obnoxious, noisy, smelly toys. Consider all the new ad revenue for the following, yet to be developed products:
- Q-pianowire replacement linesets,
- Slingshotgun Magnum bar set,
- SS (stainless steel) razor sharp fins, available in big size only,
- for the SUP crowd, the RPG paddle would be a blast,
- and for wake boarders lacking a boat, the super barbed long wire taser would give a wild ride.
Hey just kidding, I'm totally non violent, up to a certain point.
Any more ideas? Bring it.