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Is it true that self landing gets you more responsible sex ?

Postby SupaEZ » Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:49 am

Alexrider....silly you.... i am trying :lol:

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Re: Is it true that self landing gets you more responsible s

Postby pj sofine » Fri Jul 12, 2013 4:04 am

2 weeks ago my wife just happened to come by beach, bad timing. I was landing my friends kite with my kite still up in air! Now I'm in the dog house, she's been withholding the marital pleasures, plus there's been no wind! I learned my lesson -responsible landing = more sex

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Re: Is it true that self landing gets you more responsible s

Postby Kite2Heaven » Fri Jul 12, 2013 4:08 am

Marital pleasures - you mean dinner or fishing lol

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Re: Is it true that self landing gets you more responsible s

Postby plummet » Fri Jul 12, 2013 4:18 am

W = Washing
I = Ironing
F = F$%^
E = etc

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Re: Is it true that self landing gets you more responsible s

Postby Puetz » Fri Jul 12, 2013 4:43 am

plummet wrote:W = Washing
I = Ironing
F = F$%^
E = etc


.. ooo thats naughty, dude, you better hope she doesn't read this forum! :o

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Re: Is it true that self landing gets you more responsible s

Postby Toby » Fri Jul 12, 2013 9:14 am

She can ask NSA for a whole dossier of him ;-)

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Re: Is it true that self landing gets you more responsible s

Postby Westozzy » Fri Jul 12, 2013 9:19 am

E stands for eternal whinging.


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