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Re: "Dawn Patrol" & Other Stupid Sayings...

Postby clydesdale » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:26 pm

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Re: "Dawn Patrol" & Other Stupid Sayings...

Postby southflorida » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:05 pm

My stupid flip-flop chicken dick is all fagayzy cause I blew it out by running suicide mode while it was blowin' stink. Dude! It isn't a chicken dick, it's a donkey dick, but you're right, it was nukin' out there!

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Re: "Dawn Patrol" & Other Stupid Sayings...

Postby Gioro_T » Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:54 pm

sijandy wrote: "quiver" .... gota be the f***ing gayest term ever!
I like 'quiver" ! ... It comes from the world of archery. :naughty:

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Re: "Dawn Patrol" & Other Stupid Sayings...

Postby Eduardo » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:12 pm

As in "Hey brah - I caught a nukin dawn patrol session today. Was dangling with big airs when my donkey dick broke so had to go to my quiver for a smaller kite but then I was just mowin the lawn."

Yeah I agree, that's all annoying.

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Postby fdvj » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:27 pm

I like kookforum :D

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Re: "Dawn Patrol" & Other Stupid Sayings...

Postby Drew22 » Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:48 pm

Yea dawn patrol is gay... almost as gay as all the old fart kiteboarders who run out of stuff to bitch about so they start on old slang terms. I dont get why they use x term it is latin for blah blah blah what a joke haha.

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Re: "Dawn Patrol" & Other Stupid Sayings...

Postby SupaEZ » Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:02 am

.......Someone that says......i was out riding... and it was BLOWING ......2 to 4 knots......................


..........When i call a friend and ask him....... you going out ?? it's blowing out there.......................

.............."It's more like 20 and 40 knots....with sand blowing down the beach" ...............

.............................. :happybirthday: :pump: :party1: :surf: ...................................................................
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Re: "Dawn Patrol" & Other Stupid Sayings...

Postby JS » Fri Aug 02, 2013 5:41 am

Hmmm...

"Session" rubs me the wrong way too. And I don't dig "sick", as well as almost anything else totally overused.

And another thing...

"I was on my 10m." No you !@#$%^&* weren't. you were about a hundred feet underneath it. Seriously, people.

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Re: "Dawn Patrol" & Other Stupid Sayings...

Postby balugh » Fri Aug 02, 2013 7:38 am

JS wrote:Hmmm...

"Session" rubs me the wrong way too. And I don't dig "sick", as well as almost anything else totally overused.

And another thing...

"I was on my 10m." No you !@#$%^&* weren't. you were about a hundred feet underneath it. Seriously, people.
'Like'...'totally'....agree....man.... :rollgrin:

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Re: "Dawn Patrol" & Other Stupid Sayings...

Postby hangtimefive7 » Fri Aug 02, 2013 9:29 am

"Skippers' Meeting" at kite comps! No, no, no, no!!!!!

oh, and "Boom" :angryfire:


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