No dice old queen, notice I've said nothing to slag the place you've chosen to hang your tiara.
I would never, ever pull the self aggrandizing, antagonistic nonsense you so enjoy stimulating yourself with.
Your reputation is famous for that, mine is not.
Jats - Ignore the silly old fool queen and the spoiled local....Austin is a very nice place to live.
Rated over and over again, a top US city for quality of life.
People are very friendly here, you will find lots of opportunities to socialize with cool people your age.
If you want to polish your freestyle skills, Central Texas has three cable parks that you will have access to.
When you feel like getting a bit sandy and salty, you have the benefit of great kiteboarding in Corpus Christi without having to live in a place like Corpus Christi. Local crew here goes down and rides all day and then hang out around a campfire and sleep on the beach.
You want to see Formula One Racing, they just built a track here and added a cable park.
You want to stay fit, there are groups of people riding road bikes all over town every day.
Nice mountain bike trails in Austin and tons of great mountain biking all over Central Texas.
Several BMX/Skate parks have been built in the last five years.
You want to go rock climbing outdoors on real rock, we've got it.
You want to work out in a gym with huge garage doors open to the outdoors six to eight months of the year, we've got it.
You want leash free hiking with your dog, we've got it.
You want to eat dinner and drink beer and bring your dog with you, we've got it.
You want to paddle kayak and SUP right through downtown Austin, we've got it.
Bottom line is, you can find things wrong with any place if you try hard enough, but there is a reason people are leaving other places to move here, and very few people who live here, want to leave.
Cheers and all the best.