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Bob Marley
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Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Postby Bob Marley » Sun Apr 20, 2014 12:31 am

If you do don't expect me to come save your ass when you have a kitemare!!!!! :allbegood: Kiting is every man for himself. :nono:

Shit. Just be thankful if someone even takes the time to check if you are ok. :nono:

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Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Postby knotwindy » Sun Apr 20, 2014 12:44 am

wow, really?

if you have been practicing to be an a$$hole, you can stop. you've got it….

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Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Postby Bob Marley » Sun Apr 20, 2014 12:56 am

I'll help ya out if I can but probably won't put myself in danger to help a guy who is in conditions he has no biz being in.

I had some cunt who can't keep his kite in the air for 30 mins yet is out riding in side off waves bitching at me today on the beach how I didn't help him fast enough when he crashed his kite and then blaming me that he lost his board. :nono: and this after I checked he was ok and spent a half hour looking for his board while I should have been riding waves. :lame1:


The bottom line is you are responsible for your shit. Don't kite in conditions you shouldn't be and don't expect people to rush to your aid. If someone helps you in any way then be thankful. :bye:

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Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Postby TheRussian » Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:03 am

bet he was wearing a seat harness :roll:

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Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Postby Bob Marley » Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:11 am

TheRussian wrote:bet he was wearing a seat harness :roll:


Surprised he wasn't actually. He was riding every wave backside and hooked in of course. :nono: :lame1: :lol1: :cheer: :duh: :roll: :nono: :smash:

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Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Postby TheRussian » Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:18 am

yeah but bet he wished he was wearing a seat harness :allbegood:

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Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Postby Bob Marley » Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:34 am

His seat harness probably broke and he had to borrow a waist for the day. :rollgrin:

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Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Postby NYKiter » Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:37 am

Mr. douchebag Marley is back with his latest troll...
Quit crying to the forum...no one needs you saving anybody ...backside douchebag...
Last edited by NYKiter on Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:43 am, edited 1 time in total.

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Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Postby TheRussian » Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:42 am

Bob Marley wrote:His seat harness probably broke and he had to borrow a waist for the day. :rollgrin:


But even then, did you inspect his straps & berate him for not doing them up :bye:

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Re: Kiters going out in conditions beyond their abilities?

Postby Bob Marley » Sun Apr 20, 2014 2:17 am

NYKiter wrote:Mr. douchebag Marley is back with his latest troll...
Quit crying to the forum...no one needs you saving anybody ...backside douchebag...





No, that was a true story. :bye:


I picture ny kiter on vacation somewhere with decent wave kiting getting in a kitemare in surf beyond his ability. He thinks to himself " I'm a bad ass surfer I can handle it I've been to Hawaii bro brah" but then drops his kite, losing his 1000+ $$ board and getting outraged when nobody comes rushing to wipe his new yawk ass for him. :nono:


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