heres a little prenup agreement bwtween you and your future wives/girlfriends (boyfriends if yer a girl)ect... feel free to download and make use of it. I make sure anyone I date has read and signed the agreement.

The Wind Clause

I the undersigned have read, understood and agreed to the following:

I will let kiter___________ (insert your name here) out of any previous plans we mave have made if there is a chance the wind might come up. I will never ask him to reconsider our previous plans, OR give him shiite for breaking off said plans to go kiting

I will let said kiter ride as often as the wind blows and not make any plans for him/us if the wind forecast shows its gonna blow for days

I will let said kiter out of making dinner or cleaning the dishes if he needs to clean his gear, rerig, or untangle lines.

I will pick up said kiter at any downwind location at anytime if he has it in his heart to do a downwinder. I will rearrange my schedule to fit the optimal wind window for his downwinder

I WILL NEVER tell him he cant spend money on new kite gear, equip, or related paraphenial, even if the money comes out of our joint acct.

I WILL NEVER complain if hes too tired after a day of kiting and he hasnt the energy to engage in coital tenderness. I will eagerly await when he is ready to participate or simply do all the hard work for him.

I will NEVER COMPLAIN that he spends too much time on the water and not enough with me


I WILL LOVE MY KITER FOR BEING A KITER and never ask hime to change

I ________________ (insert girls/boys name here) have read and understood the above statements and agree to comply fully with the bounds of this binding agreement.

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there you guys go, im sure this will create many magical moments and a assured lasting relationship, with your current or future partners

Man... two weeks too late... just got married.. I'm willing to bet this wouldn't have gone over SO well anyway. We leave it as an unspoken understanding. Prenups seem awkward....

I have kiting to thank for helping get rid of my problem of 6 years - She started bitchin so much when I would drop everything(including her) to go kite - I love this sport!

I forgot a few fine details, so Ill add them here, please feel free to add as well, because there may be special circustances I may not have considerd

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If I have expressed intrest in learning to kite from the aforementioned kiter. I will patiently wait until he is completely exhausted and could not possible ride another wave, or is simply bored with current winds; before he is to give me lessons. I will never ask "dont you think Im ready for the next step hun?" I will always wait till he tells me Im ready

If I choose to go to the beach with him, I will diligently document his, and his friends session, with both video and still photo shots, until all the ram capacity is used, at which point Ill go get a new memory card, if there is one available. If no such store is within the vicinty, I will use oil paints on canvas. If I have failed to bring those along, I will use my own blood to paint his likeness in the sand.

If the wind ever stops blowing, I will console him as best I can, with both tenderness and understanding. If that fails to work I will distract him with endless hours of oral satisfaction regardless of the blisters that might form

If we are to ever become married. Our honeymoon spot will be selected, soley on the merits of wind speeds, sand quality, and the quality/quantitiy of point breaks.

I still think the key is being with someone who enjoys the sport as much as you do. Don't go trying to teach someone, we all know that crap does not work!

Are there actually single girls left in this world who are kiteboarders already? I don't think they exist......they are like unicorns, mythical creatures

nick

abowman - Grow a pair and quit being such a pussy - Nothing about a prenump should be awkward - Your talking about the rest of your life - Women can be oh so spiteful

Jesus I should had thought about this 3 years ago dam...

Make the contract useful for both sexs....We girls, at least I do, also suffer of having boyfriends that do not love the wind the way we do. I was considering having two my boyfriends, keep the current for no wind days, and a kiter for windy days.
However, the contract above could work for a while;)

Good Idea!!

I love this part:

TJ73 this contract is FOR ALL KITERS , MEN AND WOMEN, I tried to make that clear at the beginning,I just hate writng his/her over and over again, unfortunately due to my laziness and aesthic sense you might have to modify the script exchanging the his' for hers'.

my sincerest apologys
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