Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? so they can both watch the hockey game.
As a Canadian, I resemble that remark. Or I wish I did!
Here's an oldie / goodie for those who like limericks:
>>LEWINSKY AND KACZYNSKI
>>The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the 'Style Invitational'.
>>The requirements this week were to use the words 'Lewinsky' (the Intern who was giving 'personal assistance' to President Clinton in the White House)
>> and 'Kaczynski' (the Unabomber who sent bombs in the mail) in the same limerick as a play on words.
>>The winning entries (below) were actually printed verbatim in this very popular newspaper, without bleeps or alterations of any kind.
>>There once was a girl named Lewinsky
>>Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
>>Twas 'Hail to the Chief'
>>On this flute made of beef
>>That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
>>Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
>>We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
>>Since you made such a mess,
>>Use the hem of your dress
>>And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky.
>>And the winning entry:
>>Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
>>What Kaczynski must surely have known,
>>That an intern is better
>>Than a bomb in a letter
>>When deciding how best to be blown.