Happy Easter! wish i didn't have to work

If you think life is bad.
How would you like to be an egg?

You only get laid once!
You only get smashed once!
It takes 4 minutes to get hard!
Only 2 minutes to get soft!
You share your box with 5 other guys!
And after 3 minutes in the hot tub you get your head smashed in and then you get a good poking by a load of soldiers!
But worst of all. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!

So cheer up, your life aint that bad!
Happy easter