Get in a conference call with three women from Nike about a display they want me to make for a new store in Chicago and do it for nothing.
Try this chemo ---
Make the letter head that reads something like :
Phone Sex for the Lonely Woman
There is No need to be Alone
Payment Due : for Services Rendered
$10 a minuet X (3) for each woman serviced = $30 a minuet
Then submit it to Nike ; and sit back & Laugh just thinking about HOW they
are gonna explain This-one !!