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 Post subject: Re: Maui, Kanaha a shark attacked a unmanned kiteboard
PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:40 am 
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i rubbed my feces all over my board to keep the shark away.

I didnt get attacked.

therefore shitting all over my board will keep the sharks away


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 Post subject: Re: Maui, Kanaha a shark attacked a unmanned kiteboard
PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:21 pm 
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Rido wrote:
i rubbed my feces all over my board to keep the shark away.

I didnt get attacked.

therefore shitting all over my board will keep the sharks away

It might narrow down your choice of ladies though!


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 Post subject: Re: Maui, Kanaha a shark attacked a unmanned kiteboard
PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:23 pm 
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pj sofine wrote:
Rido wrote:
i rubbed my feces all over my board to keep the shark away.

I didnt get attacked.

therefore shitting all over my board will keep the sharks away

It might narrow down your choice of ladies though!

Free Birth Control Brah


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 Post subject: Re: Maui, Kanaha a shark attacked a unmanned kiteboard
PostPosted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 11:40 am 
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This might prevent attacks

http://www.sharkshield.com/buy/surf7/SU1000A


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 Post subject: Re: Maui, Kanaha a shark attacked a unmanned kiteboard
PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:45 pm 
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Dave_5280 wrote:

what if I lose my board?


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 Post subject: Re: Maui, Kanaha a shark attacked a unmanned kiteboard
PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:59 pm 
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Rido wrote:
Well fuck my life. I am a beginner going to go up and down from old hale all the way a little past the sewage plant. I did not fly 8 hours to learn to kite and a shark is not going to stop me.

RIP me


Lol well good for you though is that considering that there are 8 mil. visitors in addition to general population that pretty much all go in the water all year round the probability of getting munched is slim to none...

Secondly there is no increase in attacks at all...it just varies from year to year...
From 1828 to August 2013 there have been 121 total unprovoked shark attacks in Hawaii. Eight of these were fatal attacks - the last being in 2004.

Far more people die each year of drowning than are injured as a result of a shark attack. An average of 60 people die each year by drowning in the waters of Hawaii.


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 Post subject: Re: Maui, Kanaha a shark attacked a unmanned kiteboard
PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:18 am 
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I'm pretty sure that device mentioned above is sold only to tourists. It is guaranteed to attract all sharks within a 3 mile radius and therefore all of the locals can surf without worrying about sharks.

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 Post subject: Re: Maui, Kanaha a shark attacked a unmanned kiteboard
PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 8:02 am 
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tautologies wrote:
Rido wrote:
Well fuck my life. I am a beginner going to go up and down from old hale all the way a little past the sewage plant. I did not fly 8 hours to learn to kite and a shark is not going to stop me.

RIP me


Lol well good for you though is that considering that there are 8 mil. visitors in addition to general population that pretty much all go in the water all year round the probability of getting munched is slim to none...

Secondly there is no increase in attacks at all...it just varies from year to year...
From 1828 to August 2013 there have been 121 total unprovoked shark attacks in Hawaii. Eight of these were fatal attacks - the last being in 2004.

Far more people die each year of drowning than are injured as a result of a shark attack. An average of 60 people die each year by drowning in the waters of Hawaii.

knowing my luck it will come after me.

If I die I will haunt and access my computer to tell you I told you so.

You cant report a shark attack if you are dead.

Just sayin


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 Post subject: Re: Maui, Kanaha a shark attacked a unmanned kiteboard
PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 9:10 am 
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http://touch.khon2.com/r1606/45b87c68http://touch.khon2.com/r1606/45b87c68
Another day, another Shark Attack.


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 Post subject: Re: Maui, Kanaha a shark attacked a unmanned kiteboard
PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:44 pm 
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Any shark ever attacking a human should be killed....just like bears.


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