Try the Tantrum 4 or 5 from Carved: an intelligent instant glider that can be used as regular TT. It feels like a skateboard and rides like a TT. I don't think you understand what a wakeskate is AirBunny. Right now Tona is the only one that makes a production kite skate. The Driftwood. It's heavier...
Saw one in person when I was in the OBX, but didn't get to ride it. Thing looks beautiful in person, supposed to be built for medium/smaller waves. I know Dereck's been shaping surfboards for a long long time, so I've got a feeling this one's gonna be a solid one.
Jesus.. that looks like what happens to ricers in my area with their CF Spoilers on their 1995 Honda Civics. I wonder if a coating of wax would help you out. You'd figure when you pay that much for a board, they'd have some sort of UV protectant on top to help prevent stuff like this. Then again, sa...